The Life of Maggie

Experiences in the life of a magpie
I am (not really) Maggie, aged 20, and I am not a describer.

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haizylon:

wakeuplikethis:

60ibs-to-go:

I think I love this a little too much.

#HOWITSHOULDBE

#WHYDONTWEEXPECTTHATENDING

This really is cute tho lmao

(Source: inourfamilyportrait)

olivegarden:

weedjoke420:

olivegarden:

Pro tip: never keep a band-aid on for too long

you are a restaurant

you know what fine keep your band aid on til your finger turns old and musty see if I care

gradientlair:

christel-thoughts:

When you see me show me your bachelors, show me your masters. That’s the best thing you can do for me, as my fan.

YAAAAASS NICKI. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS

i haven’t found the source video yet.

I love the way Nicki encourages people with education. I’ve seen her ask about report cards on Twitter and tell young people to bring their C’s up to B’s and B’s up to A’s. And this quote is too awesome. ❤

(Source: yungnics)

cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

willidleaway:

I absolutely marvel at William Shatner’s ability to hold a pose in the face of a tidal wave of adorableness