The Life of Maggie

Experiences in the life of a magpie
I am (not really) Maggie, aged 20, and I am not a describer.

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vile-magiks:

werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

Because you find it a-peeling

vile-magiks:

werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

Because you find it a-peeling

(Source: lol-coaster)

potterlovermore:

badwolfbby:

basecxnt:

Leonardo DiCaprio after loosing to Matthew McConaughey

it’s Jonah hill’s eye twitch that gets me

also how he checks on him in the first

during the filming they probably made jokes about the oscars and how sure they were about them winning and how this movie was the best and there was no comparison and when Leo didn’t win the flashbacks start

(Source: themariahcarey)

destinysonlychild:

davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

destinysonlychild:

davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

(Source: everytimeidiabetes)

interbvtts:

quo-fomo:

doctor-professor-smith:

indigo-sach:

blainewarblr:

penis

penisn’t

vagina

vagouta

anus

anyou

blowjob

blowunemployed

Uterus
Uterthem

(Source: briancolfermoved)

extradan:

lost-tardis:

twerking-on-the-tardis:

margosaur:

bassrx:

piertotum-locomottor:

fuzzykitty01:

This guy wins at life.

it’s funny how you already suppose a guy did it

It’s funny how feminists suck the fun out of everything

It’s funny how you assumed it was a feminist.

it’s funny how you guys cant see a harmless comment on a post without bringing sexism into it and getting offended over nothing

its funny how you can see the guy’s reflection in the glass

extradan:

lost-tardis:

twerking-on-the-tardis:

margosaur:

bassrx:

piertotum-locomottor:

fuzzykitty01:

This guy wins at life.

it’s funny how you already suppose a guy did it

It’s funny how feminists suck the fun out of everything

It’s funny how you assumed it was a feminist.

it’s funny how you guys cant see a harmless comment on a post without bringing sexism into it and getting offended over nothing

its funny how you can see the guy’s reflection in the glass

image

zimpreg:

characters that go from villain to weird family member give me strength

officialannakendrick:

life may be rough but boobs are really really soft

(Source: dutchster)

hurrdurrwaffle:

Anne Hathaway, ladies and gentlemen.

numenorr:

devildoll:

the giraffe is much more interested in being in this photo than the kid is

hi yes sure ill take a photo

numenorr:

devildoll:

the giraffe is much more interested in being in this photo than the kid is

hi yes sure ill take a photo

darrensbabypenguin:

you know what’s really fucking cool about quidditch?

there arent separate teams for boys and girls

wizards don’t give a shit what your gender is as long as you can hold your own on the pitch

muggle sports should take note